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Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava

In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.

by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015

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