Wampum Wampum

A form of tribal execution.

Two men were captured by a tribe of savages. The tribal chief told them they had one of two choices. Death or Wampum Wampum.

First guy says, I don't want to die, I choose Wampum Wampum. Well, they proceed to bend him over and do him in the butt.

Second guys says, ‘Fuck that! I choose death!’

Tribal Chief thinks for a while...and declares:

DEATH BY WAMPUM WAMPUM!!!