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an arabic name for an amazing girl with a smile that brightens up the room. wed is a nice girl with no bit of bad in her blood, she seeks peace and harmony, any girl named wed is instantly a girl that you should keep forever.
guy #1: who is that girl? she seems cute.
guy#2: yeah thats wed:)
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A slang term for marijuana commonly used at camp st. mary's. Wed is usually "dropped" instead of smoked.
Person 1: Would you like to smoke weed?
Person 2: No, but I would be interested in dropping wed.
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to gain 40 lbs through complacency and disinterest.
I wed my longtime girlfriend and I have never been happier.
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Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?
Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!
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The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.
Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals … gold medals.
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Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so
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An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!
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