welcum

the way of replying to a "thank you" from a satisfied fuck buddy.

girl: wow that was great, thank you!
boy: welcum

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you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

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Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.

Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!

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Warm Welcum

An act where the man ejaculates on to a plate then microwaves the plate, his partner then precedes to eat the cum.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.

Person one: She just gobbled all of my microwaved cum.
Person two: that’s called a Warm Welcum

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