wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.

If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”