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Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.

Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.

by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

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wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

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Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew

Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

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Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022