What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

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What are you wearing

Since its Halloween...This is the only time when its not sexualized and feels appropriate to ask someone.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING this Halloween?