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Verb; A phrase used when talking about wanting to marry that incredibly perfect bitch.
D: Amanda's seriously the nicest chick ever.
DD: Man, I would fucking wife that in a heart beat.
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An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.
"I have a wife now."
"Whoa man."
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The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.
-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
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Someone who is willingly with you even in your worst days, someone who encourages you , takes care of you and starts a new life with you. Wife is someone who will love you and whom you will love , the whole of them even their darkest and ugliest part. It is a vow to always be with eachother .
"She is my wife. Isn't she beautiful?"
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1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
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The love of your life and the women you want to spend the rest of your life with.
You obviously married the wrong bitch if she's anything like the other definitions you assholes have made.
My wife is wonderful! She loves me and we have so much fun together! I'm so lucky to have a wife!
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(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.
I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.
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