An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis
OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!
A mythical creature, running round the Scottish countryside!
'Ah! The wild Haggis just bit me!'
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