A place that is the biggest and scruffiest shithole in the hole of England located near Durham it is full of 15 year old slags and boys that are pure chavs and pikeys all gypsys think of it as home
parent : son we moving to willington
son : Yes there are lots of slags with big boobs and a big ass and they cover themselves in make up
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In other words, Rough As Fuck, a town within County Durham near Crook and Bishop Auckland. Ran by dealers, smack rats, wanna-be pykies and pure chavs.
Donโt come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, donโt stare at someone you donโt know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by โwho you fuckin lookin at like , haway thenโ
โMam Iโm going to Willington for a few hoursโ
โOkay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck wonโt be leaving Willington with anyโ
Ditherer. Obsessive credit editer.
Are you still editing those credits? you've pulled a Willington.
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A Form of hand disease causing old age in hands.
You're 21 and you have crinkled hands, That's Willington hand you have.
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The place where one only passes through when lost, or drunk. The people so cool that they renamed Memorial Day Willington Day, and have a fiesta behind the elementary school.
Willington, Ct may refer to all of those uppidy Connecticut towns that you need to be sprung from. Soon.
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The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
The most attractive person in the world. Those with this name get hella pussy.
Person A : Yo, Willington Goober, are you interested in doing something tonight?
Willington Goober : Nah bro. I've got like 100 women lined up to have sex with me, so I can't do anything tonight.