WILSOOOOOON!

1. A word that repairmen shout at their next-door neighbour if their last name is Wilson. Popularized by Tim Allen in the TV show Home Improvement.

2. A word that you should shout if you are stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a volleyball.

3. A word describing anyone named Wilson, emphasizing that their last name is Wilson.

4. The title of the 28th Presidentress.

1. WILSOOOOOON! *pounds on fence* You stole my toolkit and my toilet!!!

2. Where am I? Why is there a volleyball here? WILSOOOOOON!

3. Wait, is that Owen WILSOOOOOON!?

4. Teacher: Who was the first female president?

Me: WILSOOOOOON!

Teacher: Correct.