Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

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Windex

the house hold ant killer, that help jellyfish stings,and also cleans windows.

hand me the windex to kill these little fuckers

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Windex

1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.

1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.

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Windex

Used to insult a bald person.

Hey man, do you use Windex? I can see myself in your forehead.

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Windex

Windex is the cheaper version of bleach, just drink it and it tastes like bleach and Vodka you're welcome.

Go Buy Windex

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Windex

(Verb)

This is the action of a defenseman in a basketball match that blocks somebody's shot in a manner in which they hit the ball into the backboard, and slide it off the edge of the glass.

Originally, the term was used in the popular video game NBA Street, but now it has been adapted into common vernacular on the blacktop.

Typically, the defenseman performing the windexing attains a large amount of street credibility for his action. The opposite happens for the other player.

Why is Alfred crying?
Oh, Tyrone just windexed his shit into the third row.
Oh snap; that's ultimate dishonor.

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Windex

A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.

Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!

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