WJS

A witty, cavernous lad, characterized by caffeine addiction and rad memes, est. 9/16/2001

Wow, WJS is so cavernous and cool.

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WJ

Short for whisper job. When you are getting a BJ from a hooker and she tells you she's running out of time so you need to pick up the pace. You then proceed to give yourself an HJ while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear to speed up the process. A step higher than an RJ or an HJ.

-Hey Cuso, how did it go with that hooker?
-It was amazing man! I was getting some head but I couldn't blow my load, so she switched over to a WJ. I nutted the second she asked if I wanted to bleep her!
-Atta boy!

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WJ

WJ (“Dub-J”) is a new generation abbreviation/slang for WASP Junior which in short refers to people who would traditionally be referred to as WASPs (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants; In reference to upper class citizens with more political sway and/or social clout) because of their wealth, political and social statuses, but don’t meet the original racial or religious criteria that was once associated with the term as a result of cultural assimilation in the 21st century. Instead WJs are called such because they most likely have parents or grandparents that can be defined as WASPs, therefore culturally contributing to their classification and shaping their overall characteristics as a WJ/WASP Junior.

“I hate how white people always try to jack everyone’s culture. They look goofy as fuck”

“Nah bro that’s just WJ ass mfs in general. You ever see a half Mexican kid who don’t speak Spanish try to culture-claim when he don’t even know what town his family’s from? Shits hilarious.”

wj

when you stick your cock in a subwoofer while playing nig beats and while receiving a rim job from a female specimen equalling the ultimate orgasm

--Right round comes on--
female:stick your cock in that subwoofer
me:ok lick my asshole
female:ok you know that will equal the ultimate orgasm, right?
me: yes get ready to drown
--1 minute later, room filled with cum, world now exposed to power of wj--

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wj

1. pure evil incarnate.
2. destroyer of idiots with big mouths but no balls.
3. enslaver of #animegamer

wj smiles evily as he bans gene_starwind again and again

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WJS

When Jews Survive
The phrase is used in similar instances like when u would use "When pigs Fly"
But is used i instances that are in fact 100% impossibe as we all now pigs could possibly fly one day due to cloning and geneitc engineering

Somone:"i can run at the speed of light"
Someone else:"Yeah WJS

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WJ

WJ, or a Wine Jockey is a person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the WJ at the wine bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some funky cuvées.