WOK-STAR

While to the general population it means a Bowl to cook noodles (or your trap supply) on,

A Wok-Star is a #Based Pronunciation of the word "Rock Star" popularized by Playboi Carti in his Freshman XXL Freestyle.

A Wok-Star, now deconstructed in the way Sir Cartier says so:

A modern socialite who has generated so much clout that a whole wave of people try to sound and act just like him, similar to trends in rock music between the 70s and 90s.
A Rockstar had similar qualities, but a WOK-STAR also has breakthroughs in the fashion world, meme world, and the obsessive Internet fanatic world. In fact, they can generate all their living without releasing music or being a musician. A Wok-Star simply has to be relevant to everybody and they die as soon as soon as the Hype dies...

A Mouth Breather: All mainstream celebrities are such true genuises, that's why we have so much faith in them.

The Woke Minded: Nah, they are simply Wok-Stars, they are on top one minute and in the streets the next...

A Mouth Breather: Nah man, You're Just a Hater, I am about that Swaggy Gang Sh*t

The Woke Minded: I'M Woke, you're simply Wok, get famous and become a Wok-star and see what's its REALLY like Badi-Bwoy!

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