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Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
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Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.
The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.
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He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
That bastard still owes me for wrecking my car with his claws.
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verb:
to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
noun:
a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails
He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.
That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!
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1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
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the act of fisting a girl, then opening your hand into a wolverine claw like action. It's very difficult to master but can be very pleasurable and arousing for both involved.
"Dude, I used the wolverine on Linda the other day. She was just screaming for more."
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