wondow

an extravagent sex toy made to look like a wand for frisky gentlemen

"man, that wondow sure looks neat, but it might be painful."

"i think im going to need some lube with my wondow."

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wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.

I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!

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Wondowed

A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.

I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...

Wondows

Either Windows misspelled or some cool guy named Wondows who everybody likes.

Misspelled: i use wondows 12 btw
Not misspelled: Hey, look! it's that cool guy named Wondows!