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When a man describes another man in terms of female admiration; without being gay.
Ain't no way in hell I'll say that guy is hot, but he is worthy.
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(adj.) To be of sufficient value.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
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In the video game "Terraria", Players who believe that they are worthy, or masochists will play on a world where the difficulty to much more difficult.
As an example, King slime is now massive and can 4 shot you.
Have fun :)
"I beat for the worthy in terraria" - said Tod, "Ok kinky bitch, wanna get whipped like your summons?" - Said Bill
"m-maybe~" - Said Tod
Definition 1:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=worthy
Definition 2:
Singer of a lot of jazz music.
Definition 3:
Oddly enough, contrary to definition 3 a person that is worthy is entirely uncreative and unable to coop with day to day challenges.
Definition 4:
Attach sticky hooks to the average fan. Wash panties... but be too stingy to pay for a dryer. Apply undies to fan hooks. Admire your work. Turn fan on. Scream in fear that you are watching panties swing around on the fan in a wibble wobble fashion. Pay for dryer afterall.
Definition 5:
Attempt to get revenge by sending out 20 emails with one word in each. Fail. Utterly Fail.
Definition 6:
Attempt to get revenge by making a bunch of phone calls. Fail miserably.
Definition 7:
Apologize for all of the above... and attempt to regain youthful innocence.
Ex:
My panties are dry. I'll fix that the Worthy way!
Ex:
I don't know what to do. I will be worthy.
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Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."
Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"
Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."
Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.
"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"
A measure of the attractiveness of a woman.
Explanation -- An attempt to have an affair with a smart, beautiful and awesome woman might lead to a downward spiral of divorce, financial losses, and emotional turmoil to the point where you are living in a cardboard box under a bridge. If that were to happen, would you look back on the wreckage your life has become and say, "She was worth it"? If that is the case, she is "Box worthy".
Dave: Danny, Have you met your girlfriends' parents yet?
Danny: Yeah dude, her mom is smoking hot. Totally Box worthy!
Dave: Wait until you see her grandma!
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