Wump

A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.

Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps”

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof”

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Wump

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.

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Wump

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.

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Wump

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

Wump

A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.

if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will "wump". "Hey guys, lets go make a wump!"

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Wump

Verb. Noun.
The act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an "oomph!" sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. Afterwards you just lay there.

One day, I tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed....
I wumped on my best friend

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Wump

To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.

Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"

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