Wyld Stallyns

The Wyld Stallyns are the greatest band of all-time, not just because of its musical impact, but its societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and faciliting contact with extraterrestrial life (including Martians).

Bill: I am Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ted: And I am Ted Theodore Logan
Both: And we are the WYLD STALLYNS!