wack attack

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

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wack attack

tripping out - totally out of it

'Man, im tripping out on a wack attack'

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wack attack

An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.

"Dude where'd you go?"

"I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."

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wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

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Wack Attack

An exclamation when things are suddenly weak, lame, not cool or otherwise wack.

Guy 1: Dude this Party is about to be so legit!
Guy 2: i know, like all the cheerleaders from the game are supposed to be there.

>They get there and its all jocks and no girls at all<

Guy 1: (sigh) wack attack.

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Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.

Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."

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Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

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