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Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

by Bucca Bandit August 27, 2008

60πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Waffle Ass

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

by Flightdoc August 9, 2008

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Waffle Ass

Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.

"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."

or

"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."

by Jason Landrie February 8, 2006

66πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 26, 2020


Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.

Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.

by Leggomyeggo11 December 16, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Waffle Ass

N. An alcoholic pothead.

Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.

Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.

by ***fuck you, the mighty fucker March 16, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Waffle Ass

The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.

Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.

We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor

by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž