wait no

used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"

"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"

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Wait

Use it before a sentence to exclaim surprise and redirection of a train of thought. Do this no more than once a week and it can add useful emphasis to your communication efforts.

Or, use it before every other sentence as the new like. This way it does nothing at all, but will drive old people nuts and make you sound like a reality show super star.

Dad: Let's have pancakes for dinner.

Kid: Wait. Did you say we are having pancakes for dinner?

Dad: Wait for what? Yes, a whole breakfast for dinner!

Kid: Wait. Can I invite Carly over for pancakes?

Dad: What are we waiting for? No, Carly is irritating.

Kid: Wait. Can we have hash browns too?

Dad: Why are we still waiting? Yes, hash browns are delicious.

Kid: Wait. Carly loves hash browns!

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Wait Wait Wait

The way to issue an objection on Youtube Court TV. A term created by Logic the Judge of Youtube Court TV.

Wait Wait Wait this getting outta control.

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Waiting

1. A hilarious movie featuring Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, Justin Long, Anna Faris, Luis Guzman, Andy Milonakis, and many more funny actors. Its about the restaurant life and the people who work in them.

"Aw man, I saw "Waiting" the other night and it was f'n hilarious, especially if you've worked in a restaurant."

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Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

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the wait

refers to the amount of time between phoning youre food delivery and the time it acctually appears on youre plate, not very nice if you are starving

"Ave no had the wait in a while, fuckin starvin here" - spoken by a person who had been unemployed for 6 months then recieved a student loan

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Wait For It

The best fucking song in the whole damn Hamilton soundtrack like This song actually encourages sitting around On your ass and waiting for people to do something for u like I mean!!!!
And also it’s by the guy who shot the guy who wasn’t gonna through away his shot (which he mentions like 8888888,000000 times a nanosecond)

Person 1: LIFE DOESNT’T DISCRIMINATE

Person 2: BETWEEN THE SINNERES AND THE SAINTS

five hours later

Person 1: HAMILTON DOENST HESITATE HE exhibits NO RESTRAINT HE TAKES AND HE TAKES AND HE TAKES

Person 2: AND HE KEEPS WINNING ANYWAY HE CHANGES THE GAMES AND HE PLAYS AND HE RAISES THE STAKES

Person 1: AND IF THERES A REASON HE SEEMS TO THRIVE WHEN SO FEW HAVE SURVIVED THAN GODDAMNIT IM WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT

All: LIFE DOESNT DISCRIMINATE IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND WE KEEP LIVING ANYWAY...

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