Wait and Bate

Symptom of a slow internet connection, Wait and Bate is a complete pain in the ass. Such low bandwidth provides two options: 1) The Stop-and-Go wank, where you can only jerk it for periods of about five seconds, as the video constantly pauses to buffer or 2) Bring up a bunch of porn, then allow it to load for 10-15 minutes.

One thing that sucks about going out to my parents' house is how the slow internet forces me to Wait and Bate.

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