Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

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wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.

"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."

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wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."