Bus Walk

The awkward hobble to your seat on the local transit system after getting on. It's staggered and disjointed as the bus driver does not wait for you to seat yourself and instead speeds off to the next stop.

1. As I was putting my pass away, the bus driver sped up and I bus walked right into the pole.

2. I got up early for my stop and bus walked into the door, much to my embarrassement.

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Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.

I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.