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The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that guy has no regard for property."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
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When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.
That wall shit hit different bro.
When you shit so hard it gets all over the walls and is blasted with intense intestinal pressure
Aw dude did you see that wall shit I did at joeys house
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the stubborn person in a group who refuses to do everything, resulting, in everyone being delayed
*a group watching tv*
Person 1: Look, I NEED to go!
Person 2: shut up, the good part is coming, then you can go
Person 3: You're a real wall of shit, aren't you?
*the good part never comes*
Its when a woman does a wall sit naked and a man lays under her and eats the shit coming out of her ass
Bro I went to Sues house last night and she did some Wall max Shits on me
When your menstrual mother catches you doing sick tricks.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm practicing my sick tricks dawg.
Well I heard you bangin on walls and shit.