Wallabies Fan

Someone who supports Australia in rugby union. Being a Wallabies fan is among the toughest jobs in the world, as fans are often tortured by false dawns.

Being whipped with the cat-of-nine-tails is almost as torturous as being a Wallabies Fan.

“Why is Michael so depressed?” she asked.
“He’s Wallabies Fan.”

“Ohh makes sense.”