A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"