Walmart Emo

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.

Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?

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Walmart Emo

The deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at Wal-mart.

-"hey man, I've noticed you've really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?"
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" NO, My mom was cured, My suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, I guess I got the walmart emo"

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