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The top public school in Ohio containing the most weed, everywhere you look you see pregnant 7th graders and suicidal teens.
Have you ever been to Walnut hills , yeah I am loaded with drugs now.
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The only private arts school in the northeast, so basically a leper colony for the most pretentious and self righteous teens in New England. Still better than interlochen though.
"Where do you go to school?" "Walnut Hill School." "Oh, so you've shoved a mason jar up your own ass."
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When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.
“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”
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Literally the shittiest school in ohio, everyone there is borderline retarded. They aren't divorce they just shift the test scores depending on your ethnicity. Half the kids are drugs addicts and come into class on bars and it isnt uncommon to walk in the bathroom on someone snorting coke off the dryers using their student is. Half the girls are named Skylar, have died hair, and will cheat on you and blame you for it.
Me: Yo did you hear about that kid who overdosed the other day at Walnut Hills Highschool?
Them: dude its walnut what did you expect from the top school in ohio?
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A public high-school in Cincinnati, OH. Consistently ranks in the top 100 schools in America. Unlike other Cincinnati public schools, you must score at least a 70% on an entrance exam to be allowed to attend. Failing 3 classes will get you kicked out. Is considered, in Cincinnati, to be one of the top schools. It is full of liberal, hip, and diverse students. Your typical WHHS student is very smart but unmotivated; probably has ADD but doesn't take medication; yet still manages to attend a great university because of their superior intelligence, extracurricular hobbies and passions.
Many students are rich enough to afford a private school, but they prefer to stay at Walnut because it offers superior academics to any school in the tri-state, and it is filled with such a great student body. Graduating from Walnut Hills guarantees a great university, superior social connections, and a better taste of the world that private schools cannot offer.
Guy 1: "I am so glad I go to this snobby Cincinnati private school, where I can pray freely and am not subjected to the dangers of public schools."
Guy 2: "Actually, Walnut Hills High School offers a much better secondary education experience than any Cincinnati private school. You'll meet tons of great people; experience cultural, religious, and political diversity, and develop motivation for the rest of your academia and real life pursuits.
Guy 1: "Uhhh I don't know what you just said I'm going to go play lacrosse in my pink shorts."
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high school on steroids. walking down the halls, you’ll see multiple crying students, at least three people wearing blankets, and will almost always smell weed. teachers are wack, one of our subs frequently watches porn in class. empty juul pods can be found in bathrooms, the gym, or just scattered around the school. it reeks of gifted kid burnout and depression. occasionally you’ll see small amounts of leftover cocaine in bathroom stalls, don’t worry about it.
walnut hills high school. what a place. i don’t have the brain power to come up with a real sentence. sorry.
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a high school in Cincinnati filled with highly intelligent students who are excellent at procrastinating. walnut hills students produce superior test scores with very little effort. known to the private schools as a scary ghetto place and to the public schools as the snob of secondary education.
"Dude, that kid is brilliant but suuuuuper lazy."
"Yeah, he goes to Walnut Hills High School."
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