Waltman

A person who somehow ruins everything…. it will make a mess, it will take your sister or girlfriend without thinking twice, it will drink all your beer, it will eat all your food, it will not pay bills, it will never make a good decision, it will crash cars, it will spend your money, it will fall in love in 5 minutes and follow a girl around the world, it wont hold a job for more than 2 weeks, it will refuse to ware underwear, it will smoke 13-22 heat missiles in a 12 hour span of time, it will have 10 Rudy’s a day, and sucks at fifa……… all in all great to have around

It's waltmans fault.... or how was your night? well waltman was there so very interesting.or god dam it waltman

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Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon

That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!

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Waltman Effect

Felix Waltman is a man of power and money, the effect is that everyone treats him like a god and he gets all the ladies, money and power. People flock to him for answers and he gives for a price.

I have so many problems but, since Waltman Effect I'm good