Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂