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wankage

1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'

by Lethalbutterfly April 20, 2006

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wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank December 2, 2015

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wankage

to wank hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster wanker , to wank in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck

supreme wankage was had last night

by NICK WHO DOES NOT LIKE MARTIN October 21, 2003

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Wankage

When a girl is hot enough to wank over. She is wankage.

I know, she is total wankage. It's insane.

by PhilllyCat August 23, 2010

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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 31, 2008

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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

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