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A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.
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Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.
- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.
This vehicle — it has wheels — may indeed be the Platonic ideal of wankpanzers.
An excessively large truck or SUV that is used as a status symbol as opposed to a utility vehicle, likely driven by either
- Suburban white women who wanted to drive something that would "make them feel safe" but just need to retake driver's ed
- Men desperately trying to compensate for a small penis or receding hairline
examples include but are not limited to any USDM full-size pickup made in the last 10 years, Chevy Suburban/GMC Yukon, Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition, Dodge Durango, and Jeep Wagoneer
Oh look, Kathy just got back from Pilates in her Wankpanzer
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