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a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
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Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet
I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock
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A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.
'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'
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1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!
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I have this hot date tonight, I need to go buy a pack of wanksocks.
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