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wanna see a band

A phrase used to warn others (friends etc) that they have attracted a stalker. A stalker alert without having to mention the words stalker in front of a stalker.

I'm out at a club and my best friend has some 40 year old sleaze bag hovering over her. So I say "wanna see a band" and she replies "yeah let's get the f*ck out of here"

by Sassy Carmichael January 28, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i wanna see the receipts

A request for evidence.

The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."

by drinkmytearsandcry January 28, 2012

118πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


wanna see me with the hands

a ghetto ass way to ask if someone wants to fight.

"yo cuz, get the fuck out my FACE!"

"Oh yeah, what you sayin' nigga? you wanna see me with the hand, the fucks poppin'."

"wanna see me with the hands"

by abram is mad gay October 9, 2013

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wanna see my rice

when someone asks you too look at their rice that is only an hour old, decline, no good can come of it.
Although you can eat it, dish it, or have fun with it on a rainy day, its better to just leave it in the container.
Usually proposals such as this one is asked in a high pitched voice, capable of shattering glass.

"Hey guys, wanna see my rice?" ;

by Alexage February 3, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wanna see my cat?

Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck

You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment
When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?"
Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"

by Affossona March 18, 2022

11πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


You wanna see taps

Tracy was choking her daughter SCREAMING β€œYou wanna see taps! You wanna see taps! Then STOP! Don’t fuck with your mother!”

You wanna see taps!

by Anthony silver March 29, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017