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Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
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Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.
Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?
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The nice way to say, I like you, but i don' t care. At all.
Girl 1: I saw our French teacher today!
Girl 2: Wow, want a cookie?
Girl 1: Sure, what kind?
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another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom
guy: I'm bored
girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue
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What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
David B.:(Staring)
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
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A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.
Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
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When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!
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