On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.
You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.