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War of Terror

A technique for stealing large amounts of oil from, and establishing military bases within, unfriendly countries - by killing everyone.

Pioneered by George W Bush (USA) and his sidekick Tony B Liar (UK).

Sometimes misspelled "War on Terror" synonyms include: "Shock and Awe", Terrorism and genocide

Normal person 1: We're bombing Iraqi hospitals again in the War of Terror.

Normal person 2: That should get them really angry.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

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war on terror

I don't know whether to fear a bunch of ragtag freedom fighters from another country, or my own government's 1984-style policies.

We are waging a war on terror and we don't even know who the fuck the real enemy is.

by Dudley October 8, 2003

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war on terror

Futile.
You don't wage war on an idea!
Terrorism is not even a mindset.
It's just a method of a group to get their message out to the world.

Waging a War on Terror is like waging a war on the color blue.

by Upper Quartile 14-year old. April 19, 2005

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war on terrorism

1. The unlawful use of superior military and economic power by a nation against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, for almost undisguised ideological, political, and monetary reasons.

2. The use of deception, fear-inducement and intimidation by a government controlled by elites against its own population in order to undermine and possibly reverse political gains made over a period of time by the lower and middle classes.

3. Corporate-driven imperial expansion.

"President" George W. Bush and his advisors used the climate of fear generated by the attacks of September 11th, 2001 to engage in a "war on terrorism".

by Brutus March 27, 2004

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war on terror

See bullshit, failure, lie.

The War on Terror is basically the same as the War on Drugs.

by James November 8, 2003

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war on terror

(Noun) Syn.: war of terror
The comically naive and profoundly ironic US government idea that waging a 20 year campaign of aerial bombardment, oppression and genocide against the people of a far-away country will, somehow, quell their previously fictions desire to do you harm.

Widely known to be an excuse to steal oil from and impose military bases within Iraq.

See also:
WMD
Genocide
Shock and awe
Tony B Liar
George W Bush
Hypocrisy
Irony
Autocrat
Despot
Resolution 1441
Lie

Realist 1: Have you heard, the Americans are calling their invasion of Iraq "the war on terror"?

Realist 2: Who said they don't understand irony?

by Charles K Darwin April 14, 2008

249๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


war on terror

War On Terror: A futile war on an abstract term. Is in fact a oxymoron as surely war is a form of terror? Is completely self defeating as bombing people, invading their countries and taking their oil is a hardly a method for making people love the west and renounce violence. violence begets violence, an eye for an eye and the whole world is blind. If Iraq is revenge however, it is wayy out of proportion- 200,000 civilians dead for the 3000 dead on 9/11. And none of the terrorists were iraqi.

war on drugs- supply and demand, people want high, they get high. no stopping it. Equally pointless as war on terror.

by CheGuevara December 5, 2007

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