War on Woke

The catchy term now being used to defend the small-minded and reprehensibly ignorant changes made by Florida’s Fascist Crusading Governor, to target and then remove anything remotely sexual, racial, or historically truthful from all educational resources by banning it and moving to make imparting anything banned a criminal offense.

“I am the chosen one to wage this most culturally critical War on Woke, I will save this sinful country by laughing in the face of common sense and fully destroying education as we know it!” puffed Governor DeFlatus.