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When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.
Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.
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When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
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