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The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.
Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr
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Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.
However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............
the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!
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Head fuck....
Warner said he wants to get back with me but then says it was a mistake later, but then says he will take a bullet for me .. headfuck
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Warner is a handsome young man.He is very athletic and attractive. He is very brave and gets all the hoes. He is can be very kind and sweet. Teachers love him. I meant it's hard not to love him.
Is that Warner he's so handsome
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A herpes sore. An angry, throbbing little pustule which causes great pain and irritation to anyone it comes in to contact with. Incurable. Said to be named after Australian cricketer David Warner.
I'm in agony. My cock's covered in warners.
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Name of a kid who doesn’t want to deal with anything so he decides to sleep forever.
Warner- I’m going to sleep forever
Everyone- we don’t give one
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A handsome rich man who is liked by everyone around him. And anybody who doesn’t like him is an asshole
Friend A: Hey, do you know how awesome Warner is?
Nyleese: No, because I’m an asshole
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