A former Husband who you are now divorced from.
My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!
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My current husband is nothing like my wasband; he is kind, considerate, generous, and would not THINK of cheating on me. My wasband was a real deadbeat. I don't know what I was thinking when I married him.
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a womans divorced husband after the divorce is finalized
EEwwww! I divorced that asshole Claude, so he's my wasband!
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The name for the man to whom you are still legally married, but from whom you have separated; an estranged husband. A way to reference the SOB without using the word "husband."
"So, are you and your husband working through the divorce on good terms?"
"That's WASband to you, and no, he still sucks."
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An ex-husband
"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."
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I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.
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A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.
"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".
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