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Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.
Wat the, what is this.
The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.
1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat
1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat
1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat
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"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.
1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.
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Adjective
Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.
Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.
I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.
Another way of saying what on message boards.
Similar to wut
<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear
<sweetangel13> rly?
<sweetangel13> i've never done it
<jd998> ok
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop
<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in
<jd998> y how do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down
<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
<jd998> ok y vaseline
<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there...
<jd998> nice nice
<sweetangel13> and start moving it around.
<jd998> u got msn
<sweetangel13> no sorry
<jd998> fuk yer
<jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis.
<jd998> wat
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WATS: meaning what one would say from the 187 Murderedout empire ™️ meaning WE AIN'T THE SAME!
So you just got busted with hella drugs and weapons and you out in a week end and a fine ?? 😂 Fool I can't even stand next to your sorry ass with out going to jail not just cuz I'm called 187 see that's why ( WATS) WE AIN'T THE SAME!!💯
Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.
1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
2: "wat"
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