Watch this bro

Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.

Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz

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Watch your jet bro

Sad last word. Spoken because bro doesnt watch his jet

Bro's friend : Hey bro watch your jet !........watch your jet bro WATCH YO-

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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)