Water Drunk

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.

Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.

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still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water

Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk

Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.

Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

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Drunk Water

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.

Nope, it's drunk water!!

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