Water Me

1. When a man or woman (preferably a man) is super hot.
2. A song from R&B singer Lizzo.

3. Exaggeration of pouring water onto someone when they see someone really attractive.

Jake: OMG, Jenna he's taking his shirt off!

Jenna: OMG! Somebody "Water Me"!!

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waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

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hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

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Don’t water in me

Don’t cum in me.

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

make me water

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.

“Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”