Water Pigs

Cops with boats; Lake Patrol.

"Aw shit, Larry, Water Pigs! Get the motor working, quick!"

Water Pig

Someone who finishes their glass of water at a restaurant and then proceeds to ask everyone else if they can have some of their water while they wait for the waitress/waiter to get them a refill.

"Dude, can I have some of your water?"
"Man, you're such a water pig!!"

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