When you cum in someone's pubes after sex
"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"
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When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them
After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.
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1:- a womans Vaginal area
"i have a few bugs in my water garden"
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A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)
Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.
He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.
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A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
"I have to go water my spice garden."