Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
How can I learn about "Watsonism"?
Just watch Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube and you'll find out.
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The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
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Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
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To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.
A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watsonโs fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?
"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."
To be beaten by a computer at a game.
All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.
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There can only be one
The Watson is a force to be feared
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